Financial Fathoms

Salutation Loyal Followers,

I thought that I would center this entry on the one of my favorite topics; time share real-estate. I myself dabble in the real-estate world, and I’ve found that not only is it a fabulous way to attract the high-class women but it also can turn a pretty penny into a gorgeous grand. Many of my friends love the fact that I sign them up for incessant calls from time share companies who offer them opportunities of a life time. I cannot fathom anyone who wouldn’t want to pay a measly $10,000 per year for a prime piece of property that gets less use than a Jim Bob Duggar condom.
True, some less than couth individuals may not have the cerebral heightness to fully appreciate my stance on financial spending but let me try and break it down into these 3 basic concepts.
1. Money is like fish bait; if you don’t drop it blatantly in front of people; they won’t chase it and won’t chase you.
2. Spending, not saving, shows what a classy man really is. Dave Ramsey’s silly principles do not apply to us elitists.
3. A man who leaves money to his friends, family, or community does not understand the concept of “live life to the fullest.”

In summary of this entry, I would like to encourage all of my faithful readers to immediately sell any worthless items they currently possess (wedding rings, cars, cell-phones) and immediately invest in time-share real-estate. “Time” is not on your side.

To delay is to be slovenly; to be unslovenly is to be Higgins – E.R. Higgins 2009