Ladies and Gentlemen:
I would like to begin my virgin post by introducing myself to you all. My name is Edward R. Higgins, but you may refer to me as Ed Higgins as I’m sure that we will all be close friends in a short time.
Many people in my illustrious life have commented on my suave personality, my dashing wit, and my unparalleled skill for charming the female gender. I accept all of these complements but the aspect of me that I treasure most is my incredible level of humility.
As this blog adventure goes along, you will learn many things about my past, my current state, and my future endeavors. I hope that you do not judge me based upon my feelings and philosophies, but rather on the intent of said thoughts.
So in conclusion of this initial blog, I would like to welcome you into the inner workings of the Life of Ed Higgins. Please pour yourself a drink, sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
nice virgin post (that's what she said)
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